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Welcome to laugh-a-little.com, the website that will leave you laughing your head off all day long. If you havn't already had your daily dose of the giggles yet, then after reading some of the jokes on this site, your sure to leave with a big cheesy grin.

If you have a joke that isn't already on the site, or you just want to tell us a funny story or event that has happened in your life, or someone else's, please use the 'send us your joke' page and we will add it to the site!

Anyway, start your giggles...NOW!

Go on, get laughing! and remember to sign the guestbook before you leave.

 Christmas competition

Send in your jokes and embarrassing stories for the chance to win £25. The winner will be chosen on Christmas Eve, and will be the person with the best joke who will be contacted via email.

Send in as many jokes as you like, but the winner will be the one with the best, unique joke or embarrassing story. How's that for a little added Christmas bonus! So get sending now. Go to the 'send us a joke' page to submit!

 Top 5 Jokes

1.) Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat! (hehe)  

2.) I found out recently that my granny made a porno.I don't know what disgusted me more. The fact that she made it or the fact that I carried on wanking even after I'd recognised her. (ROFL) 

3.)  An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he replies, 'What's that supposed to mean?' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!' (lol!) 

4.) What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? Sticks it in Olive Oil. (lmao!) 

5.) The post office have just released a new stamp in the shape of a clitoris. It's not selling too well as only 3% of the population know how to lick it properly. (haha!)

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