Maturity
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds Mature.
Men And Babies Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
A Man And A Lamp A man found a magic lamp up in the attic of his new home. He rubbed it, and out popped a genie who asked him what he wanted to wish for. The man asked to be irresistible to women. So the genie turned him into a box of chocolates!
A Woman's Brain Cell Inside A Man's Brain A womans brain cell went inside a mans head. The brain cell searched around and found that the room was empty. "Where is everyone?" she asked. "Down here," a voice replied.
Brain What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
The Shortest Book What is the shortest book in the world? 'What men know about women'
A Handcuffed Man What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
A Drowning Man How do you save a man from drowning? take your foot off his head!
Toilet Roll How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? We have no idea, it never happens!
Oral Sex Why don't men like to perform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex? Because it's like trying to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich!
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.