Here are some redneck jokes. Laugh, you know you want to!
The Ventriloquist
A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!
Ducktape
What do rednecks call ducktape?
Chrome.
The Doggie Position
Why do rednecks like the doggie position?
That way they can both watch the wrestling.
The Difference
How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
He sticks his nose in the animal's arse. If there is a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
Passed Away
Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
A Married Redneck
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is cigerette spit stains on both sides of his truck.
Pick Up Line
What is the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
"Nice tooth!"
How Can You Tell If You Are A Redneck?
You use duct-tape as bikini wax.
Your Sister is also your Auntie.
You clean your toilet with the tooth brush that you use every day!
and
You take your pet Dog on more vacations than your wife!