Awwww, babies are cute!
Banana Babies
Why does a mum call her baby a banana baby?
Because the baby loves to eat bananas.
The Doctor's Room
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor came in, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" the mother replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor said to her so she did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
A Mother Got On A Bus
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, really annoyed. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
The Infantry
What do you get if you cross a baby with a soldior?
Infantry.
Baby Clothes
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Duh, because they can't dress themselves!
Twins
The new father ran out of the delivery room at the hospital and announced to
his family who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!"
His dad asked, "Who do they look
like?"
The father paused, smiled, and said, "Each other."